that's nice.

thecommonchick:

somebody: you’re cool

me: you have been greatly misled

thexfiles:

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

ailaalue:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

notabadsport:

No Noise November. everyone shut up

I appreciate people who try

inloved:

no offense to me but wtf am i doing